Here at Packet Pushers HQ, we’ve been working on slogans to put onto new Packet Pushers Shirts. Although we can’t share the witty, incisive and downright funny slogans that we have lined up for our winter release of T-Shirts next month, these are some of the slogans that we rejected as just not good enough.
Or are they ?
802.2 Ethernet – we are the 1%!! #OccupyTheLAN
Yes. I know what you do on the Internet.
Bridging – you know it works!
Bring back NetBEUI #OccupyTheLAN
DCI – what could possibly go wrong?
The Cylons have breached the firewall. Nuclear explosion in 3…2…
Yo momma so fat it takes a
512 1024 20484096 bit key to encrypt her.
GUIs are for sissies.
When will you learn that frames are not packets?
I looked into the end of the fiber – I SURVIVED!
The EtherBunny came!!! He brought his Token Rings and Fibre Channels too.
Yeah, John Chambers has me on speed-dial.
Ok, so we are really planning a charity program and selling T-Shirts might be part of the plan.
Let us know what you would like to see on a Packet Pushers T-Shirt !!!!